Posted by Suzanne M. Saia | Dec 22, 2022 |
- A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
- It would be a Hanukkah miracle if we could decide on one spelling for the word Chanukah!
- Co-workers are like Christmas lights, they hang together, half of them don't work and half of them are not so bright.
- Jingle all the way, nobody likes a half-assed Jingler.
- The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
- A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn't get into a single argument all day.
- Isn't it amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?
- You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas lights.
- Imagine if your cellphone was at 10%, but lasted 8 days….now you understand Hanukkah.
- Dear Santa, Ive been good all year….most of the time…once in a while….never mind, I'll buy my own stuff.
- Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
- Don't get your tinsel all up in a tangle.
- Christmas time, the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
- Well the weather outside is delightful, but my account is so very frightful, what happened to all my dough? I dunno, I dunno, I dunno…..
- Good thing you put a photo of your kids on your holiday card in case anyone hadn't seen the 15,239 you posted on Facebook this year.
- Christmas tip, wrap empty boxes for presents and when your kid misbehaves, throw one in the fire.
- The festival Hanukkah is celebrated around the world for eight days, eight nights and a weekend in July at a time share in Boca-Raton Florida.
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